Brats
"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead."

Another Fine Mess
Ollie: "Call me a cab."
Stan: "You're a cab."

Chickens Come Home
Mrs Hardy: "And how is Mrs Laurel ?"
Stan: "Oh fine thank you."
Mrs Hardy: "I'd love to meet her some time."
Stan: "Neither do I too."

Beau Chumps
Ollie: "Didn't I just tell you I was going to be married ?"
Stan: "Who to ?"
Ollie: "Why a woman of course. Did you ever hear of anybody marrying a man ?"
Stan: "Sure."
Ollie: "Who ?"
Stan: "My sister."

Pack Up Your Troubles
"We're not looking for him, we're just trying to find him."
"How much would you charge me to haunt a house ?"

Oliver The Eighth
"Well I couldn't help it, I was dreaming I was awake. And then I woke up and found myself asleep."
"He who filters your good name, steals trash."

The Fixer Uppers
"Say listen. If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right in the nose. And I'm just the fellow who can do it."

The Bohemian Girl
"Do you believe me or believe what I see ?"

Our Relations
Ollie: "Every cloud has a silver lining."
Stan: "That's right. Any bird can build a nest but it isn't everyone that can lay an egg."